I am writing this to tell you about the worlds worst football supporter, he may have a great business and an 80’s haircut, he may be a talented designer and brilliant at slipping  off to the Queen for a few, he might even be able to sink more Jd’s than the Titanic but one thing he’s no good at is turning up at the Spurs.

He’s got a season ticket at Spurs in the West Stand Lower ( two seats away from Jude Law ), record so far this year 9 home games, turned up for one ( against the arsenal ). So if you want his ticket e mail me and I will get it for you. But don’t tell him I have given it away as he will tie you up and tell you about your parents !

One of by best pals Steve Tate ( thats Steve on the left, Ladies night 2005) had a well serious back operation two weeks ago. If you see him about he will be wearing a corset for three months under his clobber.

 Get well soon Stevie.